The DA records all instances of Thankfulness to ensure a better and more prosperous future. As you surely know, prosperity is hard work and can only be achieved through Thankfulness. This is why our records matter. In accordance with this duty, we have provided a form meant to record every instance of Thankfulness you feel. Fill it out daily, or whenever you can. Always remember to be comprehensive.
The DA also keeps records of every memo, paper, or other file used by the Bureau of Organized Thankfulness, along with everything observed or reviewed by it. This is to ensure a complete database from which corruption and error can be rooted out, and is one of the DI's most important roles. This keeps the Bureau of Organized Thankfulness free of error, fault, and mistake; it serves to keep the Bureau pure, efficient, and capable. This makes the Division of Archives one of the most imprtant in the Bureau, and arguably the most powerful.
Always Thankful,
The Coalition of Senior Archivists