1. [Top]
    1. Hierarchy
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Divisions
  4. Activities
  5. Employee Guide
    1. Compare & Contrast
    2. FAQ
  6. Awards
    1. The "Big Three" Awards
    2. Internal Awards
  7. See Here!
    1. Join Us
  8. Our Gallery

 Divisions
 I. The Division of Correspondence
 II. The Division of Public Appreciation
 III. The Division of Kindness Verification
 IV. The Division of Archives
 V. The Division of Insurance

 Activities

 I. Scheduled Days of Appreciation
 II. Comunity Outreach Programs
 III. Optional (but strongly encouraged) Thankfulness Classes
 IV. Sporadic Marches of Gratitude
 V. Occasional Citizen Award Ceremonies
 VI. Semi-frequent Celebrations of Thankfulness

Employee Guide

Life in the Bureau

  • Focus throughout workdays
  • Reasonable supervision
  • Extensive privileges

How much do I have to do?

As an Organizer in the Bureau, you are expected to always uphold the tenants of Thankfulness, though you are given slightly more leeway than the average citizen with reagrds to how you go about it; this is granted in the name of your duty. You should pursue this duty with the utmost rigor and dedication, never stopping or even pauring to think. In this way, you will rise above your peers and your meritorious personality will shine out to your coworkers (perhaps even making you eligible for an award!). Work for as long as you can in a day and always remember to be Thankful.

What about my Division's webpage?

Your Division's webpage can help you by providing you with advice, guidance, or even advance information. However, it is by and large not contolled by the central Bureau. Instead, the Organizers in control of that Division decide what falls between the blue boxes, and they have a large deal of freedom in what they put up. You might be able to edit it too, if you get permission from your Division's leadership! That being said, people in the Bureau cannot edit the webpages of other Divisions, and only those in the central Bureau can edit the Bureau's main webpage -- the one you are reading from right now.


 Awards 

 The "Big Three" Awards

 Internal Awards


See Here!

To those who are not in the Bureau, and who are not under the care/supervision of the Bureau, I bid you my best wishes and deepest condolenes for the horrors you have suffered. I further present you with the option to sign up! Those who are de facto under the regulation of the Bureau, whether by geographic merit or employment, need not sign up; you are already in our databases!


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