The Division of Kindness Verification
The DKV's only Bureau responsibility is to make sure that all interactions under its purview are as Thankful and kind as possible, since a world filled with unkindness is a very bad one indeed! It also acts as a watchdog, checking to see if anyone under its guidance has been led astray into unkindness and un-Thankfulness.
REMEMBER . . .
ALWAYS be
Thankful and
kind. Someone from
our Division is monitoring you AT ALL TIMES, and we will be
very dissapointed in you if you are
un-Thankful. Please,
think for us if not for
yourself; if you
do not care about either
the Bureau or yourself, at least think of
the public. Exposed to
un-Thankfulness, people have a tendeny to
suffer greatly. Luckily, the
Division of Insurance is here to prevent this, but the strain remains upon the
persistent martyrs of our Division to
witness such
evil, so
please, restrain yourself.
The Division of Kindness Verification hereby issues a Proclomation of Graditude for its Senior Verifiers and the brave work they have put into watching the Bureau's public. May they recieve this great honor with dignity and Thankfulness. In accordance with this, the currently (April 22nd, 2025) sering Senior Verifiers are hereby granted Awards of Vigilance. May they always be Thankful.